WWE RAW Results - Undertaker Returns, Punk's 'Mania Opponent - Sound Off With Your Thoughts
Winner: Daniel Bryan
Back from the break, Kelly Kelly, Aksana and the Bellas are in the ring for their match.
Aksana and Kelly Kelly vs The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella)
Kelly takes control of one of the Bellas, and quickly tags Aksana, who hits some kicks, then a Scoop Slam for a one count. Aksana gets cuahgt in the ropes, and the Bellas switch places. The Illegal one hits a Facebuster for the win.
Winners: The Bella Twins.
Back from the break, Cena is already in the ring. He says before he was interrupted by the skankapottamus, he was here to talk about The Rock, the guy who's not here like always. He says he can't even call him Rock anymore, because now he's Dwayne. He says he doesn't personally respect The Rock for the movies that he makes, or as a person. Through all the funny comedy stuff, he has a legit beef with Dwayne Johnson. Next week, he'll show up, raise an eyebrow, then kick it back to Hollywood because that's exactly what's going to happy. Cena admits that his movies have sucked, and says there won't be many more, but he's not a movie star, he's a wrestler, and he will always show up, and never leave. Dwayne on the other hand was out of here as soon as he got the taste of Hollywood. Then last here he proclaimed he was never leaving again...and then he left, again. Cena says Vince may fine him for this one, but the only reason he came back was to promote his movie and Twitter. He says he's fighting for every person who's dream it's been to be a WWE Superstar and stay a WWE Superstar. He apologizes to management, but says he's a Professional Wrestler, and he's staying. Cena says the best day will be April 9th, two Monday's after 'Mania when he's here, and The Rock isn't once again. Cena says Rock will have to kill him to beat him, but if not, he's never leaving. Cena finishes with "See you next week, movie star," then leaves the ring. We go to commercial.
Back from the break, CM Punk comes out, and he's wearing his freakin' blazer over his ring gear. He's going to be doing a little commentary. The participants make their way out as Punk rips Cole on commentary.
All the men start whaling on each other. Khali is in control of Show, and Rhodes is in control of Santino. Ziggler and Barrett try to eliminate Kofi, but he fights out. Ever man in the match then attempt to eliminate Khali and he's eliminated. YES! YES! YES! We go to commercial
We are back, and Punk's commentary is still great. Santino is on the verge of getting eliminated, as is Kofi, but Kofi and Miz both end up on the arpon. Kofi makes his way back into the ring. Cody and Dolph both barely hang on as well on opposite sides of the ring. No one gets eliminated though. Rhodes and Barrett try to eliminate Big Show, but he fights them off. Big Show tortures Ziggler here as Miz almost gets eliminated, but he hangs on, and impressively gets back in the ring, then hangs on again, but is met with a Double Dropkick by Truth and Kofi. Show then catches both of them and hits a Double Chokeslam. Jericho then hits a Codebreaker on Show, but Jericho gets hit with the Zig Zag by Ziggler. Ziggler then gets hit with the Cross Rhodes by Rhodes, then Rhodes gets hit with the Winds of Change by Barrett. Santino then eliminates Barrett and Truth in succession before getting caught by Ziggler. Ziggler then gets eliminated by Big Show. Everyone tries to fight Big Show now, but he pushes everyone away. They once again gang on Big Show. Kofi gets caught springboarding by Jericho and gets pushed off to get eliminated. Cole mistakenly says Kofi Rhodes and Punk makes fun of him.