Santino Marella vs Jack Swagger (with Dolph Ziggler and Vickie Guerrero)
Swagger quickly grounds Marella as John Laurinaitis and David Otunga make their way out to the ring. Santino quickly takes control with a Hip Toss and Headbutt. He goes for the Cobra, but Otunga distracts the ref as Ziggler takes a shot at Marrela. Swagger hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb, but Santino somehow kicks out. Teddy Long then makes his way out with Kofi Kingston and Aksana. He confronts Laurinaitis as we go to break.
We come back to Swagger going for his Corner Splash on Marella, but Marella gets his knees up. Laurinaitis then distracts the ref, but Long pulls him down. They start arguing again, and Ziggler gets another shot in on Santino, then knocks Kingston off the apron, but he gets hit with The Cobra. Vickie then gets up, and Santino tries ot hit The Cobra on her. She gets down, but Aksana comes around, and pushes her down. They begin to argue as Santino goes for the Cobra on Swagger, but he reverses with the Ankle Lock. Long knocks down Laurinaitis, and Santino counters the Ankle Lock into a roll up for the win. The crowd goes nuts.
Winner and new WWE United States Champion: Santino Marella
Laurinaitis says Long can't do this because it's his show. Long interrupts him and says that it's his show tonight, and tells security to take Big Johnny away. He sends Laurinaitis and Otunga away, as Laurinaitis is yelling at him. Justin Roberts re announces Santino as the United States Champion. Santino celebrates with Teddy, Kofi and Aksana in the ring. Up next, we will have The Rock's History Lesson #1.
We then go to a clip from earlier today of The Rock at the Boston Harbor for a history lesson. He's via satellite, who would a thunk it? Rock says in 1773, the people of Boston had enough of the British because they were tired of them like they are of John Cena. Rock says tonight we start the Rock Revolution. He says in 1773, the people had the Boston Tea Party. He says we're going to have a party of our own, and the camera zooms out to a lot of John Cena merchandise. The Rock starts throwing stuff over the bridge, including the John Cena garden gnome, a John Cena alarm clock, John Cena wrist bands which make him look like a "transvestite Wonder Woman." He throws out some John Cena cologne, then says the revolution begins tonight, and Cena can take out all of this trash that he's been shoving down the peoples' throats for years and stick it straight up, well, you know. Rock says this will begin here, but end tonight in the ring where they meet face to face. We come back to the ring, and Alicia Fox is ready for her match. Kelly Kelly is on commentary, some great insight shall be heard. Eve then comes out, heel Eve is so hot.
Alicia Fox vs Eve
They lock up, and Eve hits a slow mo Shoulder Block, followed by a front flip, then some kind of throw by Alicia. Eve hits a nice leg sweep, followed by the greatest cover ever for the win.
Before Eve can celebrate, Zack Ryder's music hits and he gets a real good pop. Ryder says for her to not even bother because he's glad it's over. Broskis before Hoeskis. He does his woo, woo, woo phrase, and uses a cane to walk backstage. Eve looks on in disgust as a hoeski chant starts. Up next, pre-recorded comments from Cena before the show in the arena, minus the audience.
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