WWE Smackdown Results: Six-Man Tag, Sheamus/Bryan, Long/Laurinaitis, Kane/Orton
McIntyre celebrates; he turns around into a big chop from Khali. Khali checks on Hornswoggle.
Backstage, Long is in the locker room. Aksana runs up, crying to him. He tells her not to be scared. He wants to teach Laurinaitis a lesson.
Laurinaitis is backstage shadow-boxing. The camera pans up, showing his green tights (they look like they're from the movie: Robin Hood: Men in Tights). Otunga comes in and says Kane is "one angry monster."
Ezekiel Jackson vs. Mark Henry
Henry was inducted into The International Sports Hall of Fame. They show stills of the ceremony and Henry lifting, when he was younger. They exchange blows. Jackson tries to lift Henry up. Henry trash talks Jackson while he pounds Jackson. He hits the World's Strongest Slam for the pin.
Winner by pin: Mark Henry (2:00)
Laurinaitis with Otunga and Long with Aksana are shown backstage, walking to the ring.
John Laurinaitis vs. Teddy Long
Long has on a black WM28 shirt with black nylon jogging pants. Laurinaitis has a black Puma windbreaker to match his green tights. Johnny grabs a mic and asks if Long really wants to do this. He asks if he knows what Kane is going to do to Aksana. He tells Long to "lay down." Kane's music hits. Long shields Aksana behind him as Kane enters the ring. Orton shows up and RKO's Kane right before he enters the ring. Laurinaitis is screaming at Orton. Long sneaks up behind Laurinaitis and rolls him up for the pin.
Winner by pin: Teddy Long (2:00, from the time the bell sounded, 5 seconds of actual match)
Long and Aksana leave up the ramp; Laurinaitis and Otunga are in the ring; they are not happy. They show Long and Aksana walking in the back; they are going to dinner. They cut back to Laurinaitis pacing in the ring. Orton is standing over Kane like a predator on the outside as Orton's music hits.
Kofi Kingston/R-Truth vs. Primo & Epico
Rosa Mendes! Epico and Kofi start things off. He and Truth double team him. Truth does his dancing leg drop. They double team again. Epico sends Kofi to the ropes, Primo opens the ropes from the apron so Kofi falls out of the ring. Primo hits him and sends him back in; Primo is the legal man now. They have Kofi in their corner. Epico puts Kofi in an abdominal stretch. Kofi is trying to reach for the tag. He makes a tag but the ref didn't see it. Primo is back in. Kofi is in a headlock. Kofi fights his way up and almost tags Truth; he makes the hot tag. Truth is gyrating. He hits a corkscrew punch. Rosa comes on the apron and distracts the ref. Kofi and Truth double team Primo. Truth pins Primo.
Winners by pin: Truth/Kofi (4:30)
Cole interview with Bryan/Sheamus is next.
They show Rock's promos from Monday (they don't call it a RAW Rebound, nor did they for the Michaels/HHH video).
Cole is in the ring he introduces his guests. Sheamus is first.
Edge's movie Bending the Rules is out now.
Cole introduces Daniel Bryan; he comes out with AJ. Cole calls Bryan "champ." Bryan says he is not the champ because he is lucky. He is running down his accomplishments. He says it's scientific wrestling and being a vegan, plus his charisma and his sex-appeal. Cole says Sheamus' Royal Rumble win was luck of the Irish. Sheamus says he's lucky to be in the U.S., to be in the WWE, to be in front of tonight's crowd. But he also believes you make your own luck. He says he's had some luck but he doesn't hide behind a little girl. AJ tries to say something but Bryan tells her to shut up. Bryan says that she has actually gotten in the way. Sheamus says Bryan should be the one wearing a skirt. He calls Bryan a whiny wimp. He is going to win the world title. Cody Rhodes' music hits. The interview is over. The six man tag is beginning.