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Knockouts Tag Team Championship
Sarita & Rosita vs. ODB & Eric Young
April 12 is the date of ODB and Young's wedding. Young grabs the ref. Young starts off with Rosita, but he tags in ODB before they get physical. Rosita avoids a Bronco Buster and tags Sarita. Rosita tags in; her offense doesn't last long. ODB tags Young; he does cartwheels. He takes off his pants. Rosita and Sarita try to seduce him. ODB clotheslines both women. ODB tells Young to pull his pants up and asks where his ring is. She plants one on him and throws him on Rosita for the pin.
Winners by pin and STILL Knockouts Tag Champs: ODB & Eric Young.
Crimson is backstage watching Matt Morgan's commercial for Direct Insurance. Crimson says that he is what the people want to see. He challenges Morgan to a match next week. Morgan attacks him; security struggles to hold him back.
Jeff Hardy is backstage; he says Angle cheated to win. He challenges Angle to a cage match at Lockdown. Joseph Park interrupts him and introduces himself. Hardy hasn't seen Abyss; Park gives Hardy his card.
They show a retrospective of Beer Money's individual early days.
James Storm makes his way to the ring. He says football should be all year round. He complains about gas prices; he says that's wrong. He says what Roode did to Sting is also wrong. He says he is the next champ and he will 'right' all of Roode's 'wrongs.' He calls Roode out so he can beat him up.
A man in a suit comes out. He says his name is Mr. William Kelly and he is Roode's legal advisor. He reads a statement: Roode will remain at his house until further notice. He says Roode's last obligation is at Lockdown. Daniels or Kazarian will take Roode's place tonight, and it's Storm's decision who he will face. Storm says he will face both. Storm says he has a message for Roode that he wants Kelly to take back with him. Storm hits the Last Call on Mr. Kelly.
Angle is backstage. He doesn't understand why Hardy wants a rematch. He says he never loses. The interviewer says Garett lasted in the ring with him. Angle sees Garett and confronts him about if he's been telling people he beat Angle. He tells Angle that technically, he lasted 5 minutes. Angle challenges him to a 3 minute match.
3 Minute Challenge
Kurt Angle vs. Garett Bischoff
Angle pushes Garett a couple of times but it doesn't intimidate him. Angle slaps Garett. Garett comes out with clotheslines and slams. He gets a super-near fall on Angle. Angle throws him to the outside. 1 minute left; Garett kills time on the outside. Garett plays cat-and-mouse with Angle until Gunner comes out and throws Garett in the ring. With 30 seconds left, the ref calls for the bell as both men stomp Garett.
Winner by disqualification: Garett Bischoff
Hardy comes out to make the save.
Hogan is on his way.
Tag Team Championship
Mexican America vs. Magnus & Samoa Joe
Hernandez starts off with Joe. Joe tags Magnus; they double-team Hernandez. Anarquia and Magnus mix it up. Hernandez tags and delivers a delayed backbreaker to Magnus. Mexican America keeps Magnus from his corner. Magnus makes the hot tag. Joe cleans house. Joe applies a rear naked-choke and Anarquia taps, but Rosita and Sarita distract the ref. Josh from Repo Games comes down and removes the girls by putting them on his shoulders and 'repossessing' them. Joe hits a snap mare on Anarquia and Magnus follows with the signature elbow drop; Joe makes the cover.