WWE Main Event Recap: Orton Vs. Cesaro, The Shield Attacks, Maddox On Commentary & More
|By Kian Terani | January 16, 2013 | Comments|
The Shield gets on the apron and surround Orton. Cole yells, "Where is Miz going?" as we hear his headphones dropping. Miz, suit and all, enters the ring and stands next to Orton. The Shield retreats but quickly charge the ring. Miz drops kicks to Reigns in one corner as Orton gets pummeled in the other. Reigns takes over on Miz and Orton gets stomped by Rollins and Ambrose. Rollins and Ambrose go and grab Miz and hold him for Reigns to deliver a vicious spear. They go back to stomping Orton as Reigns roars. They lift up Orton onto Reigns' shoulders and all of them assist in driving him down in a powerbomb. The Shield hops the wall to "You Suck!" chants. We see Miz holding his ribs in the ring as Cesaro first looks concerned at ringside but then a smile comes across his face and he enters the ring. Cesaro picks Miz up and adjusts his neck and hits the Neutralizer.
Cesaro puts his title on his shoulder and poses triumphantly, with his boot on Miz, with the American flag. We see a replay. Cesaro stands triumphant on the stage as Miz sells in the ring. We see a graphic from the Rock-Punk brawl on Monday and will check that out next.
- Back from commercial to a RAW Rebound: Rock calls out Punk and they have a pull-apart brawl. They show the Rumble graphic for Rock-Punk.
- We go to the ring as the Prime Time Players make their way to the ring to some new theme music, it seems. The camera shows Cole talking as we see Brad Maddox hop the wall behind him and grabs Cole's shoulders before taking a seat next to him. Cole wonders what he is doing as he does not even work for the company. Maddox sends to a commercial as Cole complains that that is his job and The PTP dance in the ring.
- Young and Titus are still dancing as The Uso's make their entrance. Cole and Maddox are on commentary and Maddox says he is very happy to be here.
The Prime Time Players vs. The Uso's
Jimmy locks up with Titus as Cole passively suggests that security get out here. Maddox suggests that female viewership is going to go up 25-37%. Titus and Jimmy trade chops in the corner. Jimmy and Jey trade tags. Titus tags Young. Cole argues with Maddox that he doesn't work there and Maddox tries to send to a commercial. Cole tells him the producer didn't call for it. This is better that the match. Maddox starts to talk about the weather and traffic in Texas and then welcomes us back to the show. Funny stuff. He says he and Michael 'Colio' are the hottest new tag team in WWE. Jimmy goes for the Running Stinkface on Young in the corner but Titus pulls Young out from the floor. The Uso's hit a double basement dropkick under the ropes to Young but Titus dodges it. Titus blows his whistle and calls for a timeout as Cole says that now it's time for a break.
Cole and Maddox welcome us back as Cole tries to get him to focus on the match. Maddox says the ref is doing a horrible job and Cole says he remembers when Maddox was a ref. Titus slams Uso as Cole tells Maddox to at least get off his phone while he's out here. We see Maddox' head down presumably looking at his phone. He says he was working on a really good tweet. Young works over one of the Uso's in the ring as Maddox delivers more entertaining commentary. Maddox says we have to hear a word from our sponsor and starts talking about "WrestleMania 13: Where homemade submarine racing begins." Young hits a suplex into a bridge but Uso kicks out at the last second. Cole really should be better about telling the Uso's apart. Titus suplexes his own partner onto Jey(?) and they work him over some more. Cole and Maddox continue to banter; Cole says he is out here without permission.
Jimmy throws Young to the floor and kicks Titus off the apron. Titus helps Young back in the ring. Jey tags Jimmy in for a flurry on Young. Jimmy connects with the Running Stinkface on Young but Titus comes in to break the cover. Titus falls to the outside after the top rope is pulled down by Jey from the apron. Jimmy hits a Superkick to Young and tags his brother who hits the Splash from the top for the win.
Winners by pin: The Uso's
Cole sighs at ringside. Maddox says that was unbelievable and Cole agrees and tries to get rid of him. Maddox takes off his headset and mouths that he has to leave as Cole tells him that the show isn't over yet. Cole signs off as Maddox jumps the wall and the Uso's stand tall in the ring. The Maddox stuff came off really well.
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