WWE Main Event Recap - Ryback Vs. Cesaro, MizTV, Tensai Vs. Titus
|By Kian Terani | January 30, 2013 | Comments|
- The Prime Time Players approach Tensai backstage and tease him. They call him a Victoria's Secret model. Tensai laughs but his mood changes. PTP tell him to ease-up; they do the Millions of Dollars Dance and walk away. Tensai turns around into Brodus Clay. Clay tells him not to worry about them but that it was pretty funny. Tensai says it wasn't funny and leaves.
- The RAW footage of Heyman-McMahon-Lesnar is shown again. Cole says the McMahon has suffered a broken left hip and he will need surgery. He says that we will get more on the story on RAW.
- We go to the ring for Titus O'Neil's entrance with Darren Young. Tensai makes his way to the ring.
Tensai vs. Titus O'Neil
Tensai goes right up to Titus and the ref has to separate them; Titus just grins. The bell rings and they lock-up but Titus ducks in the ropes. They go again and Tensai powers him to the corner and drops elbows on him. Tensai hits a shoulder and an elbow for a 1 count. Titus rolls the floor; Tensai brings him in and chases Darren away. Titus hits a big kick to Tensai on his way back in and takes over on him. Titus unloads in the corner. Tensai runs into a big boot but kicks out at 2. Tensai no-sells shots as he slowly gets up but falls victim to a clothesline for another 2.
Titus goes to a headlock on the mat but Tensai fights up. Titus clotheslines him over the top. Darren stalks Tensai as Brodus Clay's music hits and he comes to ringside. We go to commercial.
- The Funkadactyls have joined Clay at ringside as Tensai tries to fight Titus off in the ring. They go back and forth with suplex attempts but Titus finally hits knees to the guts and suplexes the big man. Tensai kicks out at 2. Titus keeps punishing Tensai in the ring. Tensai comes back but misses with the splash as Titus rolls away. Titus barks and slams Tensai for 2. Tensai comes out of nowhere with a sidewalk slam and they both work their way up. Tensai mocks the bark in the corner and drops headbutts. Tensai does the dig an imaginary grave dance and drops his back across Titus' chest for the win.
Winner by pin: Tensai
Brodus and the dancers get in the ring to congratulate Tensai. Brodus gets face to face with him as the crowd starts to chant "Tensai." Clay's music hits and they dance 'Gangnam' style then do The Robot and other moves. As Main Event goes off the air, Cole yells, "Have a funky time!"
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