Re-Post - Impact Results (with Tons Of Video)

- Impact begins with a recap of past weeks involving Bully-Hogan and Aces & 8's plus Wes Briscoe & Garett Bischoff's heel turn.

- We go to crowd shots from Manchester Arena in England. Bully Ray will team with Sting tonight to face Aces & 8's in a Tables Match.

- Aces & 8's makes their way through the crowd and only one is masked. Devon, Wes, Garett, DOC, Knox, and Mr. Anderson with the guy they call VP I believe. Devon puts over the crew and they cut into a video package of Kurt Angle's beatdown, return, and subsequent betrayal by Wes & Garett. Devon continues with his promo to loud 'WHAT' chants. He introduces Wes and Garett.

Garett gets the stick and notes the disrespect in the crowd and says this is his new family. Wes says he did this because Hulk Hogan didn't answer his calls for 2 years. The crowd drowns him out with 'Hogan' chants. He says his father gave Hogan his first pair of wrestling boots. He gets 'you can't wrestle chants.' Devon says they will always have an Ace under their sleeve, "Testify!" Taz continues to be evasive on commentary.

- We go to Tara and Jesse in Brooke's office. They do their little act and Brooke scolds them for being petty. Brooke says Tara is wrestling Miss Tessmacher and Jesse is barred from the match. She tells Jesse to get her a coffee. We go to break.

- Kenny King comes out followed by Zema Ion. X-Division Champion Rob Van Dam is introduced.

X-Division Championship: Rob Van Dam (c) vs. Kenny King vs. Zema Ion

They all mix it up and RVD gets knocked to the floor by Ion and King follows up with a corkscrew. Ion flips over the top onto both of them and lands on his feet. Ion hits a missile dropkick to King in the ring. King goes for a single-leg crab but RVD breaks it up. King gets 2 on RVD with Ion on the floor. RVD comes back but Ion grabs his feet from the floor and takes over in the ring. RVD monkey-flips Ion and takes King out as well. Ion comes off the top with a spike DDT on RVD but King breaks it up.

RVD rolls out as Ion gets a near-fall on King. Ion goes again but RVD pulls him off of King. RVD takes Ion's head off on the floor but crashes and burns over the top. Ion lays King out flat with RVD on the floor. King comes back with a splash in the corner. RVD comes back in but is clotheslined back out by King. King gets his knees up on a moonsault attempt by Ion and hits an explosive double knee in the corner that sends Ion flying back into the corner. RVD breaks the pin by King and covers Ion to steal the victory.

Winner by pin and STILL X-Division Champion: Rob Van Dam

- Austin Aries and Bobby Roode have a conversation in the back. Once they have all the gold, everyone will follow their lead.

- We return from a break to the same shots of Manchester from last week. Tenay sends to a video for British Boot Camp. We will hear from the winner of that show, Rockstar Spud, later.

- The camera peeks in on Bruce Prichard and D-Lo Brown in an office. They talk about how Wes Briscoe used Kurt Angle to get them to vote him into a Gut Check contract. Bruce says there will be hell to pay when Angle comes back. We go to a commercial.

- We return to Jesse in the ring trying to cut a promo on the hostile crowd. He talks about Brooke banning him from ringside in Tara's match tonight. He starts to pose and tells people to get their phones and cameras out. He is interrupted by James Storm.

Storm gets a nice reception and tells Jesse these people came to drink some beer while somebody got beat up. He takes his coat off and says he going to kick the crap out of him and drink some beer. He tells him to call his dentist because he will kick his teeth down his throat. Very Stone Cold-esque. A ref gets in the ring and here we go.

James Storm vs. Jesse

Jesse gets some offense in the corner and chokes Storm out in the ropes. Storm turns things around and hits the Eye of the Storm. Storm is bleeding from the nose. He hits a reverse neckbreaker on Jesse and Closing Time after a series in between. Storm measures Jesse and hits Last Call for the win.

Winner by pin: James Storm

Storm mocks Jesse on the mic as he holds him up like a dummy and drinks some beer.

- Aries and Roode come out to Roode's music. Chavo and Hernandez are introduced by the lovely Christy Hemme.

TNA Tag Team Championship: Chavo & Hernandez (c) vs. Austin Aries & Bobby Roode

Roode starts with Chavo but Chavo hits him with a head scissors and a dropkick. Roode is flustered and tags Aries who comes in to Hernandez, unbeknownst to Aries. Hernandez runs over Aries but Roode interrupts the delayed suplex. Chavo comes in and hits a double suplex on the tandem. 'TNA' chants from the crowd. Roode pulls Chavo out and holds him for Aries but Chavo ducks the suicide dive and Aries slams into Roode instead as we go to break.

Hernandez hits a splash to Aries in the corner as we return but Roode breaks the cover. Chavo comes in and hits a dropkick to a seated Aries but Aries fights back in the corner. Chavo keeps him under control and tags Hernandez. Aries takes over on Chavo with help from Roode on the floor. Roode and Aries takes turns on Chavo.

Quote: Taz tells us that he has "a boil on my a$$."

After several minutes Chavo makes the hot tag to Hernandez who takes it to both challengers. He drops Aries in a backbreaker but Roode breaks the cover. Roode pushes Aries in front of a Hernandez shoulderblock. Chavo tags back in for 3 Amigos on Aries. Chavo pushes Aries into Roode and they have words. Roode leaves for the back. Roode comes back and pushes Chavo off the corner behind the ref's back and helps Aries hit the 450 Splash on Chavo for the win.

Winners by pin and NEW TNA Tag Team Champions: Austin Aries & Bobby Roode

- In the back, Bully Ray tells Sting that the crowd is going to be chanting 'Tables!' out there. Hulk Hogan walks in and Sting leaves with Brooke. Hulk tells Bully this table thing is by design because it is right up his alley. He says this is Bully's chance to prove how good he is. Bully says, "I ain't no good guy." He says he hasn't forgotten what Aces & 8's has done to all of them and their family. He says he is a very bad guy. Hogan says to end it for all of them and Bully says, "Consider it done." Bully leaves and Hogan gives the camera a kind of heelish "Perfect."

- More shots of Manchester. We go to a video of AJ Styles' adventures in the last few months.

- The lovely Christy Hemme tells us that the next Knockouts match is non-title. Miss Tessmacher comes out and shakes her booty on the apron. Knockouts Champion Tara walks out and looks back several times like she misses Jesse.

Tara vs. Miss Tessmacher

Tessmacher tries to steal one from behind right off the bat for 2. Tara takes Tessmacher over in a headlock but Tessmacher fights out. They go back and forth. Tessmacher lands stomps in the corner and rubs her booty in Tara's face in the corner. Tara brings Tessmacher off the top on her shoulders and hits the Spider Web for 2. Tara mounts Tessmacher and begins to choke her. Taryn the referee warns her.

Tara rubs her butt in Tessmacher's face and Tess rolls her up for 2. Tara keeps a slow pace. Tessmacher comes back with a head scissors rubs her crotch in Tara's face which gets a good response from the crowd and Taz. Tessmacher hits a faceplant for the win.

Winner by pin: Miss Tessmacher

- JB introduces the winner of British Boot Camp: Rockstar Spud. He is interrupted mid-promo by Robbie E. and Robbie T. Robbie E. gets in his face and says the fact that he won a contract is a travesty. He mocks Spud's lack of height. He gets on Robbie T's back and tells him to hold him back. He acts like a jerk and says big Rob will do whatever he says. Rob T. kneels down to pick up the clipboard and Spud clocks Robbie E. in the face. Spud encourages Robbie T. to fist pump in the ring. Robbie T. walks up the ramp alone and Robbie E looks at him, wide-eyed.

- Sting and Bully get ready in the back. Sting tells him to get his gameface on. Bully turns his hat around and says, "Maybe even put on the war paint." Bully and Brooke hug and she tells him to "Get 'em tiger."

- We see a video of Jeff Hardy getting hit in the knee with a hammer by Aces & 8's. Tenay says Hardy's MRI came back negative and he will be back to action soon.

- Devon and DOC make their way to the ring. Sting's music hits and he comes out with Bully Ray. Bully has Demolition style paint on his face but he reminds me of a member of Road Warriors.

Tables Match: Sting & Bully Ray vs. Devon & DOC

Sting and Bully take their opponents out at the same time right off the bat as the crowd chants for tables. They hit a double clothesline on DOC and send Devon in for a double shoulder. Bully hits a Stinger Splash to Devon in the corner at the request of Sting. Sting follows up with his own. Both members of Aces & 8's get clotheslined out of the ring as we go to commercial.

DOC hits a big boot to Bully as we return to action and chokes him out on the floor with his spiked belt. Devon mixes it up with Sting in the ring. Sting hits a scoop slam to Devon and holds his legs open as Bully comes off the top with a headbutt in homage to the Dudley's. Sting and the fans call for the table but Devon and DOC attack just as they are set up. They go to double suplex Sting onto it but Bully moves the table and Sting lands on the mat.

DOC throws Bully out of the ring and he and Devon set up the table again. They lay Sting on it and Devon tells DOC to go up top. Bully pulls Devon out and they take each other down on the floor in a double clothesline. Sting meets DOC up top and goes for the superplex but Knox comes in and moves the table. Knox holds Sting for Devon but Sting ducks and Devon strikes Knox. Sting hits the Scorpion Death Drop on DOC. Bully Ray no-sells Devon in the ring and Hulks-up. Bully hits the big boot and hits the spinebuster on the table for the win.

Winners by pin: Sting & Bully Ray

Hulk Hogan and Brooke come out to celebrate. Hulk raises Bully's arm in victory and all four embrace. I smell betrayal in this nice, happy picture soon. Mike Tenay signs off.

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