"He's [the shark] coming at a plane that is parallel to the ocean floor," Austin said. "I can't kick him in his belly because it's up underneath him. And they have a big ass mouth full of teeth and a little bitty neck and a big body, so he's basically indestructible and it just doesn't bode well for me. By the time I get through messing with him, like I'd tickle him on his belly, he bites me in half! Not good for Steve Austin."
At the end of the clip, Austin joked about being a marine biologist before getting into professional wrestling, which the audience bought. It's a fun segment, you can watch it above.
- Just a reminder that John Cena, Batista, Bray Wyatt, Paige and Bruno Sammartino will be appearing at Wizard World Chicago Comic Con this week. Cena will be appearing today from 3:00 - 7:00 pm, Bray Wyatt and Paige will appear on Friday from 3:30 - 6:30 pm, while Bruno is slated to appear this Saturday from 11 am - 2 pm. Batista will be there on Saturday as well from from 2 - 5:15 pm, before participating in a Guardians of the Galaxy panel at 5:15 p.m. We would appreciate photos and reports from the Batista Q&A, so if you are attending it, please send us a report by clicking here.
- NXT presents a live event tonight at Minnreg Hall in Largo, FL. We would appreciate a report for the show, so if you are attending it, please send us a report by clicking here.
** SPOILERS ** WWE Superstars Results For This Week
Steve Austin Responding To Roddy Piper, Dolph Ziggler On Porn Offer, Hulk Hogan Restaurant Brawl
J&J Security Makes Changes To Their Cadillac, Big Names Backstage At RAW, WWE Network In Italy
WWE Monday Night RAW Results, Live Coverage And Your Feedback
US Women's Soccer Team Tweets The Rock, Rock's Unrealized Dream (Video), San Andreas, Rock Milestone
Kevin Owens Set To Address WWE NXT Title Loss On Tonight's RAW, Teasers For Owens And John Cena
More Bad WWE Ratings News, Dolph Ziggler Praises Luke Harper Match, Titus O'Neil, WWE Shop Sale
WWE "The Beast In The East" Results - Brock Lesnar Returns To Action, NXT Title Match, More
Brock Lesnar Update For Monday's RAW, Chris Jericho On His Match With Neville, WWE - Sumo Hall
Chyna Talks About The Last Time She Saw Triple H, What Happened During Her Trip To WWE Headquarters
Randy Orton Gets Engaged, Brock Lesnar's Most Unusual Opponents, Total Divas Preview
Vince Russo Recalls Original Plans For Chris Jericho's WWF Debut