"He's [the shark] coming at a plane that is parallel to the ocean floor," Austin said. "I can't kick him in his belly because it's up underneath him. And they have a big ass mouth full of teeth and a little bitty neck and a big body, so he's basically indestructible and it just doesn't bode well for me. By the time I get through messing with him, like I'd tickle him on his belly, he bites me in half! Not good for Steve Austin."
At the end of the clip, Austin joked about being a marine biologist before getting into professional wrestling, which the audience bought. It's a fun segment, you can watch it above.
- Just a reminder that John Cena, Batista, Bray Wyatt, Paige and Bruno Sammartino will be appearing at Wizard World Chicago Comic Con this week. Cena will be appearing today from 3:00 - 7:00 pm, Bray Wyatt and Paige will appear on Friday from 3:30 - 6:30 pm, while Bruno is slated to appear this Saturday from 11 am - 2 pm. Batista will be there on Saturday as well from from 2 - 5:15 pm, before participating in a Guardians of the Galaxy panel at 5:15 p.m. We would appreciate photos and reports from the Batista Q&A, so if you are attending it, please send us a report by clicking here.
- NXT presents a live event tonight at Minnreg Hall in Largo, FL. We would appreciate a report for the show, so if you are attending it, please send us a report by clicking here.
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