This is a WWE.com account of what happened after No Mercy:

Breaking news: Batista is calling Eddie Guerrero back to the ring.

Update: Eddie is walking back to the ring.

Update: Batista has just revealed that today is Eddie Guerrero’s birthday.

Update: Batista is singing “Happy Birthday” to Eddie Guerrero. The crowd is singing along. A birthday cake is being brought out.

Update: Eddie just pushed the cake into one of the referee’s faces. Batista and Eddie together are putting cake on the referee.

NOTE: We will post a full report when it is sent to us. Stay tuned for that.