TNA iMPACT Results - May 25, 2006

(Credit: BC of lordsofpain.net)

MATCH: SENSHI vs. ALEX SHELLEY vs. SHARK BOY vs. JAY LETHAL
- Big "Low-Ki" chants.
- Apparently Orlando didn't hear the introduction of SENSHI.
- Shelley and Sharky come in off tags, so I guess they'll be tagging in.
- Tenay says "first pin wins", then shills X-Men.
- Surprisingly, Don West LOVES X-Men.
- I have a feeling you could s–t in his Christmas stocking and he'd still be happy.
- Sharky bites Senshi's face... through the mask!
- Shelley breaks up a pin, but Senshi chops the BEJESUS out of him!
- Lethal missile dropkick on Senshi, but Shelley attacks him up top.
- Sharky and Senshi join the fray for THE TOWER OF DOOOM.
- A shot of L.A.X.'s strike is seen. Yay? Boo?
- Lethal and Shelley counter the DSD for a dropkick.
- Lethal gets planted... for a TOP ROPE DOUBLE STOMP! JESUS!
- Senshi gets the pin after damn killing killing Lethal... again.
- You'd think Lethal'd know better than to f–k with Ki by now.
- Kevin Nash comes out, checks out Senshi, then powerbombs Lethal as Shelley films it.
- Nash says he's soon-to-be the undefeated X-Division Champ.
PROMO: JEFF JARRETT, MONTY BROWN & SCOTT STEINER
- Borash talks about the possibilities of tonight's qualifying match.
- None of the wrestlers talk. Yay? Boo?
- SHOCKS AND HORRORS! NO SEE NO EVIL AD?!?!?!

VIDEO PACKAGE: King Of The Mountain
- Highlights of the first two five-way KOTMs and Abyss' qualification last week.
MATCH: THE DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH with Simon Diamond vs. A.J. STYLES & CHRISTOPHER DANIELS
- Replayed footage from Sacrifice's NWA World Tag Team Title match.
- BCv1 NOTE: Great match in case you missed it.
- Daniels takes over on the best jobber in the biz, David Young.
- Young comes back with his wind-up whirlygig...
- Then sets A.J. for the New School huracanrana! Damn, that's cool.
- Styles rallies back for a double quebrada reverse DDT.
- Hot tag to FACD who lights both guys up, twisting bulldog/dropkick combo?
- Daniels slings Young into Skipper, knocking him off the apron.
- Styles suicide dive on Skipper as Daniels hits Angel's Wings!
- Chris Harris hits Daniels with the billy club! 1? 2? 3?
- DAVID YOUNG pins Christopher Daniels?
- Oh, God. 6-6-6 really is coming, isn't it?
- Judgment Day? s–t, the signs were there!
PROMO: STING
- Sting says he wants to see TNA move to the next level.
- The only way it'll happen is if Jeff Jarrett is removed from TNA.
- I guess Sting has a computer too. Sigh.
- At Slammiversary, Sting is coming for Jarrett.
- Still no See No Evil ad.
- Does a Wreckless Intent commercial count?

VIDEO PACKAGE: Slammiversary
- REALLY lame ad for the June 18th pay-per-view.
- Brock Lesnar F-5ing a shark lame.
- After it, Tenay & West wonder if Sting's motivation in entering KOTM is to win the gold or to keep Jarrett from doing so.
PROMO: THE JAMES GANG
- B.G. and Kip come out, looking more like Team 3D than they really should be allowed to.
- They cut a promo as 3D, putting themselves over as the best tag-team.
- B.G. mocks Brother Ray's weight gain, while Kip chimes in with "Oh, my brother... testify!"
- B.G. tells Kip to "set the tables" for three because he's eating for two.
- He disses 3D's ECW exploits then cuts the comedy and claims they were nothing until the Gang put them over.
- Despite being heels, the crowd is SOLIDLY behind B.G. & Kip, myself included.
- A challenge for Slammiversary is accepted and it's on.
- That was pretty damn funny.
VIDEO PACKAGE: RAVEN
- Raven, winner of the last KOTM, says he'll win the next one.
- See No Evil Ad Count: still zero

PROMO: JEFF JARRETT & SCOTT STEINER
- Finally, Jarrett and Steiner speak out against Sting and Samoa Joe.
- Steiner tells Joe he's going to slap him... I think.
- I'm not really fluent in Steiner.
MATCH: BOBBY ROODE with Scott D'Amore vs. ANDY DOUGLAS
- Is that "Stunning" Steve Austin's old robe?
- Andy dominates the opening moments with standard, if not stunted, offense.
- Most of the focus of the match revolved around the referee wearing shorts.
- Roode gets the pin after the Northern Lariat.
- Roode gets a chair but Chase Stevens make the save.
- Team Canada rush out and it's more beatdown.
- Rhino makes another save, goring A1 and scaring off the others.
- Rhino says that he'll face Bobby Roode and a Canadian at Slammiversary.
- He picks Scott D'Amore! It's Rhino vs. Roode & D'Amore June 18th.
- Shane Douglas comes out and says something to The Nats. No idea what.
- Hopefully it's "Andy, wash your f–king hair."
PROMO: RON KILLINGS
- Killings raps something, much to my delight.
- No idea what he was talking about but I liked it.
- See no See No Evil ad...

KING OF THE MOUNTAIN 3 QUALIFYING MATCH: MONTY BROWN vs. RON KILLINGS
- NWA World Champion Christian Cage provides color-commentary.
- Monty gets the jump before the bell and dominates until the obligatory mid-match break.
- Last chance for a See No Evil ad...
- Does The Omen count?

- Show returns with a Killings suicide dive on Monty.
- Fight moves over to the booth where Monty addresses Cage briefly.
- Killings simply cannot catch a break. It's all Monty.
- Truth fires back with a sidekick. He got all of that one, Gene!
- Two-count only, though.
- Back to the Serengeti with the Alpha Bomb! Kick-out!
- Bridge slam sets up the Pounce...
- Killings counters with a roll-up! THREE!
- Holy no obligatory return from injury push, Batman!
- Killings joins Abyss and Cage in KOTM3!

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