Hornswoggle Comments On Him Being Apart Of The McMahon Family

– Hornswoggle is the latest of World Wrestling Entertainment stars to begin writing blogs for FHM Magazine's website, talking about the discovery that he's apart of the McMahon family.

Here are some highlights from the blog:

Well, the biggest mystery of the summer has finally been revealed. I am Mr. McMahon's son. I always had a feeling that it was me. Now that it's been confirmed I could not be happier! This means that I am now part of a billion dollar family.

I've only had a few days to let the fact that I am now Hornswoggle McMahon sink in, but I already thought about a few things that I could do with my portion of the billions. First off, I think I might move out of my current residence under the ring. As the son of a billionaire, I think that I will look for something a little bigger and more prestigious. I am thinking of maybe buying a new house under a house or even a house under an arena. That would be nice. I still haven't worked out all the details yet, but I am hoping that I have access to Dad's private jet and all the other amenities that come with being the son of a billionaire.