WWE RAW Results (9/24): Cena Stripped?, Steel Cage Match!

WWE RAW Results (9/24): Cena Stripped?, Steel Cage Match!

Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, September 24th, 2007 (USA Network)
Location: The Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisc.
Results by Dan O'Hagan

JR kicks off the show, and throws it to the ring. Coach has an announcement regarding Randy Orton's career. They show a recap of the Cena-Orton feud (including Orton attacking Cena's father, and Coach making the last man standing match at No Mercy). Coach said he has suspended Orton. Coach has security guards around the ring. Coach then introduces the chairman, Vince McMahon.

Mr. McMahon comes out and gives a speech on respect. Vince says he's tired of Triple H's disrespect. Mr. McMahon said tonight, Triple H will be defeated. Vince points to the cage hoovering over the ring. Vince then makes its a handicap match – Triple H vs. Carlito and Mr. McMahon. Vince guarantees a victory. Mr. McMahon said he owes someone an apology, out comes his "son," Hornswoggle.

Vince gets down on his knee to talk to Hornswoggle. Vince says he didn't mean what he said last week on Raw. Vince asks Hornswoggle if he loves him, and he answers he does. Mr. McMahon says he loves his son, Hornswoggle and hugs him. Vince said there is one lady that would like to meet Hornswoggle, it's Melina! Melia was wearing an unreal short min-skirt revealing her complete bare exposed ass. We have pics below and they are VERY revealing... Wow. Melina said she thinks Hornswoggle is cute, and wants to get to know him. She calls him "horny." She jumps on Melina with a big hug, and is pulled off by Coach. Vince tells Hornswoggle and Melina to go have a beer, and they leave together. Vince reminds his "son" to use protection. Coach asks Vince for a favor. Coach says he should be the new GM of Raw, not Regal, who is scheduled to return. Out comes Cena.

Cena goes after McMahon and Coach, and then is pulled off by security. Vince says he should strip Cena, but leaves the decision up to Coachman. McMahon said Cena is going to surrender the title tonight, and when he is begging to keep the strap, its up to Coach if he can keep it or not.

Cody Rhodes vs. Hardcore Holly. On the mic, Holly said if Rhodes wants his respect, he is going to have to earn it. Holly wins with the Alabama Slam at 3:10.

- They hyped the released of Steve Austin's "The Condemned" DVD. The King says copies of the DVD are flying off the shelf.

- In a pre-recorded interview, Orton cuts a promo on Cena. Orton says Cena is a phoney, who got himself DQ-ed at Unforgiven to keep his belt. Orton said he enjoyed beating up Cena's father. He said at No Mercy, he will take the WWE title from Cena. Orton tells Cena to bring his old man to Raw next week.

Santino Marella (with Maria) vs. Ron Simmons. OK, what is with the tight skimpy little mini-skirts. You should see Maria's tight red skirt... this is revealing more of her ass than Melina. Wow, 4 more exclusive pics of this at the link at the very bottom of this post. They did the WWE rewind featuring the Simmons/Marella angle from last week to set up this match. During the match, Marella just leaves with Maria and is counted out at 3:15. On the mic, Simmons says, "damn."

- Diva Search segment.

- Backstage, Jillian asks Melina where her boyfriend is, Hornswoggle. Jillian tells Melina she'll destroy her rep by going out with him. Melina said she is going out with Hornswoggle because Coach promised her a Women's title shot. Melina says Hornswoggle really stinks, and needs a shower.

- Backstage, the Highlanders ask Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch for a tag team title match. Cade said tonight, they have London and Kendrick. The Highlanders lift up their kilts for the tag team champions. Yawn.

- The cage lowers over the ring. Out comes Triple H.

Handicap cage match: Triple H vs. Mr. McMahon and Carlito. It's pinfall, submission, or escape the cage. With Vince in there, I guess its age in the cage. As the match starts, Vince tries to escape the cage, but is unsuccessful. Carlito low blows HHH, which is legal since this is a no-DQ match. After a commercial break, Vince escapes the cage at 8:17 to allow himself and Carlito to win a handicap match. After the match, Mr. McMahon mocks Triple H. Vince leaves Carlito alone with Triple H in the cage. Triple H rams Carlito's head into the cage, which breaks open his forehead. Triple H finishes him off with a spinebuster. It appears HHH is going to leave, but brings in a chair. Triple H gives Carlito a pedigree into the chair.

Cade and Murdoch vs. London and Kendrick. We're JIP with Murdoch beating down London with an abdominal stretch. The Highlanders are at ringside. If Londrick win, they get a title shot next week. London gets a hurricanrana and what I think is the hot tag to Kendrcik. He cleans house with dropkicks. Leaping lariat gets 2. London takes out Cade with a corkscrew over the top. Superkick by Kendrick, SLICED BREAD! The Highlanders are in and beat down Londrick for the DQ! Winners ? London and Kendrick by DQ

The Highlanders leave London and Kendrick laying.

Melina's showering with a camera man and she's completly NAKED! Hornswoggle is here. He hides under a towel. Melina takes the towel and sees Hornswoggle. He chases her out screaming. This was hot. They run through the building. He steals the towel and Melina runs out of there.

Vince is in the back. He tells Coach he isn't leaving, but he is taking a shower. He brags about his win. Coach says Trips is looking for him. Vince says he doesn't care since he has HHH's number. He has the psychological advantage now. Vince starts to pack his stuff up instead of taking a shower.

What looks like a Condemned promo turns into Santino ripping on the movie. He says the movie was too violent for him. Santino feels that he would have made a better Jack Conrad and he has more charisma.

Vince starts to leave, but HHH is there when he opens the door. HHH challenges Vince to a match next week on RAW. Vince accepts and says HHH is screwed.

Jeff Hardy and Candice Michelle vs. Beth Phoenix and Shelton Benjamin – Shelton and Jeff start off and Benjamin beats Jeff in the corner. Rights by Shelton. Jeff comes back with a kick and flying clothesline. Waistlock by Hardy, mule kick takes Shelton to the floor. Jeff up top, Beth provides the distraction but gets knocked off the apron by Candice. Candice up top, CROSSBODY TO THE FLOOR TAKES OUT BETH! HARDY FLIES OFF ONTO BENJAMIN! Back from the break and Phoenix has Michelle in a bow and arrow. Michelle comes back with back elbows. Hot tag and Hardy takes Shelton down. WHISPER IN THE WIND! Kick, right hand ? Shelton runs into a pair of boots. Hardy leaps but gets caught and powerbombed for 2. Shelton with stomps and now has a chinlock now. Jeff comes back with rights but Shelton gets an inverted neckbreaker for 2. Both men duck clotheslines and the collide in mid air. Tag to Candice, Beth in. Dropkick and hurricanrana by Michelle! Edge-o-matic gets 2 for Candice. She runs into a boot and but hits Beth with a jaw breaker. Hardy takes Shelton out. POETRY IN MOTION ON PHOENIX! Shelton pulls Hardy to the floor and kicks him in the face. Phoenix nails Candice with the cradle suplex for ! Winner ? Beth Phoenix and Shelton Benjamin

Backstage, Coach has a statement. There is a good chance that in a few moments, we'll see the end of Cena's reign. And Coach says Orton's suspension is for 24 hours.

A brief cyber-like video plays. It's about 3 seconds long and there might've been some sort of hidden message in it. My first thought was to do with? Chris Jericho.

Championship Surrender Ceremony!

Coach and his security are in the ring as we see what happened earlier tonight. For the record, Cena brought this on himself as he was warned but ignored the warnings. After 1 long year, the reign may all come to an end. Coach brings out Cena. Cena makes us all wait. Coach won't ask him again, which is handy because the Champ is here. Coach tells him to relax. He says his fathers beating may have been for nothng. He'll give him once chance to save the title by showing Coach the respect that he reserved. He wants him to beg to keep the title and he might let him keep the championship. What's it gonna be?

Cena doesn't respond. Coach says he's left him no choice. They can do it the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is to hand the title over and leave the building or the hard way which is security taking it from him. What's it going to be?

Again, silence. Coach is about to do it. The bell rings. Lilian Garcia received an announcement from Vince. By order of Mr. McMahon, John Cena will not be stripped off the title. Furthermore, Mr. McMahon has ordered a main event of John Cena vs. Coach in a Tables Match!

Coach vs. John Cena

Security leave. A table is set up in the ring. Right by Cena. And another. STFU! FU THROUGH THE TABLE!

Winner ? John Cena

Hornswoggle is at the top of the ramp. Cena thanks him, "Mr. McMahon!"