**SPOILERS** More Detailed SD! Results
Robert Garrison sent this report:
While I was waiting in line to get into the building, a door opened next to where I was standing, and Brian Kendrick popped his head out for a moment to look around. Ron Killings was standing behind him. Killings never appeared on the show, though.
In a dark match before ECW, Kendrick defeated Funaki. Kendrick came out and introduced a new 2nd, a large man dressed in all white. I have no idea who he was, but facially I thought he resembled the late Bad News Allen. The 2nd distracted Funaki just long enough for Kendrick to roll him up from behind for the pin.
When the announcers were introduced before ECW, I thought it was interesting that they introduced Taz "with Mike Adamle". They both came out at the same time to Taz's old music and video. I guess putting the emphasis on Taz is an attempt to keep the fans from booing Adamle.
Smackdown opened with Edge coming out for a promo. He said the wedding was still off, which brought a roar of approval from the crowd. He said he wants to prove at the Great American Bash that he can become champ again without Vicki's help. Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder wheel out Vicki Guerrero, who announced Edge would face the Big Show in a no-DQ match in tonight's main event.
Shelton Benjamin defeated Matt Hardy in a non-title match.
Backstage Hawkins and Ryder pledged their loyalty to Vicki and asked for a rematch against Jesse & Festus.
MVP came to ringside for commentary during a match between Mr. Kennedy and Domino. After Kennedy defeated Domino, MVP distracted Kennedy to allow Umaga to attack Kennedy from behind, laying him out with the thumb to the throat.
Backstage Chavo Guerrero with Bam Neely was talking to Edge. Chavo said he and Edge would always be family, and he was going to go give Vicki a piece of his mind.
Fit Finlay & Hornswoggle defeated Miz & John Morrison in a non-title match. The midget got a ludicrous amount of offense in on the tag champs.
Backstage Chavo played up to Vickie, calling Edge a liar, and said the Guerreros have to stick together. Vickie said "Chavo, CUT THE CRAP!" and put him in a match vs. HHH.
HHH defeated Chavo Guerrero in a non-title match. Chavo actually got a little offense in here and there.
Natalya & Maryse defeated Michelle McCool & Cherry. After the match, Natalya attacked McCool and gave her a snap suplex on the floor.
Jesse & Festus defeated Hawkins & Ryder via count out. Hawkins & Ryder stood outside the ring purposely to get counted out. Then, when the bell rang to end the match, and Festus went docile, they beat down Jesse, then went after Festus. Jesse finally rang the bell to once again energize Festus, and Hawkins & Ryder ran.
Vladimir Koslov defeated Stevie Richards with a headbutt to the back of the neck. They finally gave Koslov entrance music.
Backstage all the members of La Familia were arguing when Vickie came in and told Edge to get out there and take his beating by the Big Show like a man.
Edge vs. Big Show started with Vickie watching from the stage, but part way through the match, Hawkins & Ryder wheeled her down to ringside. This was by far the best match on the show, with a lot of brawling outside the ring, as well as the use of a kendo stick and chairs. Late in the bout Edge tried for a conchairto on Show, but from the mat Show suddenly grabbed Edge by the throat, stood up and gave him a choke slam. Then Show decided to set up Edge for a conchairto of his own, but right before he brought the chair down on Edge's head, Vickie screamed to stop the match. She got out of her wheelchair and climbed into the ring to tend to Edge, telling him she loves him, and next thing you know, they were making out. Edge than asked her to marry him, she said yes, and he said they should do it next week. All of La Familia came out to celebrate as the show ended.
No Carlito. No Jeff Hardy. Wow.