WWE RAW Results (9/29) - D-X (HBK/HHH), 8-Man Tag!

Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Airdate: Monday, September 29th, 2008 (USA Network)
Location: The Target Center in Minneapolis, Minn.
Results by 411Mania.com

The RAW video hits and the pyro explodes inside the arena. Cole welcomes us. They plug the main event – HBK & ? vs. Cade & Y2J.

-Batista makes his way to the ring.

-Santino and Beth make their way out to the ramp and Santino says that they finally meet. But before they battle, there is something Batista should see. HONK A METER~! Only 58-weeks to go until he ties the Honky Tonky Man. He also has extra visual aids. He has a BRAIN BAROMETER! The average brain has 6-trillion brain cells. Santino has 10-trillion, which he says is twice as many. Batista only has 12, and Santino will knock out 10 of them right now. He will leave Batista in worse shape than the US Economy. Damn.

Batista vs. Santino Marella

Batista kills Santino with a clothesline, tosses him to the corner, shoulder rams and then a spinebuster. Thumbs down, Batista bomb and that's all.

Winner: Batista @ 1:00 via pin

-Batista and Beth stare down after the match, she wants him. JBL then sneak attacks Batista and takes his head off with the clothesline from hell. Yeah, Batista isn't getting up.

-Todd is with HBK and he asks HBK about Cade and last week. HBK says he knew Cade was good when he trained him, but he never thought he would show the world at his own expense. As for Chris Jericho, he has 6-days to remain the champion because HBK will climb the ladder at No Mercy and become the World Champion. As far as his mystery partner, Batista has his hands full and they don't exactly get along. HBK teases Hogan and Austin as his partner, and then Bret Hart. He admits to going too far right there, and he has decided to find a partner that actually likes him.

Commercial Break....

The Miz w/John Morrison vs. JTG w/Shad

A lock up, go behind and elbows by Miz. To the corner, a corner whip and JTG to the apron, slingshots in and then connects with a shoulder block and a dropkick to Miz. JTG covers for 2. Front facelock into the side headlock, off the ropes and Miz gets the Stun Gun. Rights to JTG in the corner, Miz then gets the corner clothesline and covers for 2. Miz works the cravat and makes it hard for me to hate him. JTG battles out with rights, and then gets a roll up for 2. Miz gets control back with a clothesline, back to the cravat but JTG rolls out and delivers rights to Miz. Leap frog leg drop by JTG, that was nice. To the 2nd rope and gets the leg lariat for 2. Miz with a shot to the throat, but JTG back with a clothesline. Shad takes out Morrison, JTG gets distracted and Miz gets the Reality Check for the win.

Winner: The Miz @ 4:00 via pin

-Jamie Noble walks and sees Jillian. He asks her for a favor, he says not to sing because God awful sounds come out, but he respects her wrestling. He desperately needs a female tag team partner, and she fits the bill. He says if Layla doesn't want anything to do with him, then why would someone 10-times hotter then her tag with him. She sings, Dolf Zigler busts it up, introduces himself and Noble leaves.

Inter-gender tag match is up next.

Commercial Break....

-Remember, tomorrow night ECW in on at 9pm.

-Regal's music hits and he has a throne on the ramp. He comes out with Layla and they plan to watch the match.

-Mickie James comes out to be Noble's partner.

Jamie Noble and Mickie James vs. Paul Burchill and Katie Lea

Noble and Burchill to begin. Rights and knee by Burchill, Noble back with boots and then gets rushed to the corner. Katie tags in and Noble avoids contact and then Katie gets a roll up for 2. She lays the boots to Noble, but Noble gets the tag and James snap mares Katie. Off the ropes and Burchill trips her up and Katie covers for 2. Katie slams James, works the surfboard but James escapes. A neck breaker by James and both ladies are down. Tag to Burchill and then to Noble. Basement dropkick by Noble, back drop driver and then goes up top. Missile dropkick to Burchill gets 2 as Katie breaks it up. James flies in to take her out, tosses Katie to the floor and Burchill goes on the attack, but Nobele with the northern light suplex into the cross arm breaker and Burchill taps!

Winner: Jamie Noble and Mickie James @ 4:00 via submission

-Regal and Layla do NOT approve.

-Cody, Ted and Manu search the backstage area, looking for Kane. Cody tries to be polite and they talk to Kane. They know is isn't a tag team type of guy, but tonight, their father is Paul bearer. That makes him a second-generation star just like them. If they act like a team, they should be ok. Ted says they didn't ask for this, but they just wanted to make sure that they were on the same page. Kane says he doesn't take orders from anyone, and he thinks that he will massacre Rey tonight, same page or not. The way he sees it, stay out of his way or there will be a pile of second-generation bodies in the ring. Kane is off to see his good friend Mike Adamle. Good talk Kane, good talk.

-We get highlights of Lance Cade pinning HBK last week.

-Lance Cade makes his way out to have a talk with us. Cade says last week he defeated HBK, his one time mentor. Truth be told, in the last three months he has learned more from Jericho then he learned from HBK in 10-years, and last week was the proof that Jericho is just better than HBK, period. As far as tonight goes, he doesn't care who HBK's partner is, because tonight he either loses again to Cade or to Jericho just like he will this Sunday. And whe No Mercy is over, Jericho will still be the World Champion.

CM Punk and Rey Mysterio make their way out for the tag match. We head to commercial....

Rey Mysterio, CM Punk, Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne vs. Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes, Manu and Kane

Manu and Bourne to begin. Boots by Manu, off the ropes and a back elbow connects. Kicks by Bourne, escapes a suplex and tags in Rey. Bourne swings Rey into Manu and then Rey tosses Bourne to the floor to take out Manua. The tag champs are dumped, as is Kane and then stereo suicide dives by Kofi and Punk! Rey hits a dive onto Kane and we head to a commercial @ 1:30.

Back from commercial @ 4:00 and Cody works a half nelson on Bourne. Bourne works to escape, gets to his feet, rights to Cody but gets slammed down. Tag to Manu and he works the arm of Bourne, stops a tag and gets a belly to back suplex for 2. Boots from Bourne, tags Punk who springboards in on Manu. Corner knee of doom, kick to DiBiase but Manu clips the knee, and tags in Cody. Spinning toehold by Cody, transitions to a standing ankle lock and then tags to Kane. Kane just beats the s–t out of Punk, lays the boots to him in the corner and now DiBiase tags in. He continues to work the knee, but Punk escapes, battles the whole corner but Cody tags in and they get a double suplex on Punk and Cody covers for 2. Rolling leg snap by Cody, tags in DiBiase and he gets a top rope ax smash to the knee. Tag to Manu, big splash on the knee and then lays the boots to Punk. Spinning toehold by Manu, Punk gets to his feet but eats a clothesline. Cody tags in and keeps the attack on Punk going, tags in Kane who lays the boots to the knee of Punk. Punk back with rights and leg kicks, gets an Enziguri but Kane is able to stop the tag. Back to the corner and Cody is back in off of the tag, works the single leg, Punk misses the Enziguri, Cody misses an elbow and a tag to Kofi! Top rope cross body to Cody! Dropkicks follow and Kofi is running wild! BO BO BO LEG DROP! Manu in to stop the pin, Bourne takes Manu to the floor. Tag to Kane and Rey flies in with a dropkick. Rey and DiBiase to the floor, Kofi charges, caught by Kane, CHOKESLAM and that's all.

Winners: Ted DiBiase, Cody Rhodes, Manu and Kane @ 13:00 via pin

They plug the main event again.

Commercial...

~THE ADAMLE SPEAKS~
Mike Adamle is in the ring and says earlier tonight Kane made a request to him, and he told him that he would grant the request if he won tonight. Kane won and since he is a man of his word, this Sunday, if Kane beats Rey, Rey must UNMASK in the middle of the ring.

Randy Orton and his tattoos make their way to the ring. Adamle asks if he can help him and asks if Mike has his cell phone on him, because he should be calling Shane to make sure it is ok. Orton then says Adamle shines Shane's shoes and pick sup his laundry. Orton is angry about last week and the fact that Punk didn't get suspended, and says Adamle should suspend him right now. Orton is very valuable, and if Orton isn't happy, Adamle won't be here. Orton vows to run things when he comes back, and Adamle will need him when he is healthy.

This brings out JBL. JBL is having a bad week, and says he has lost more money this week than most have ever seen. He says the homeless screwed up his economy, but he is JBL and his wife is very powerful. He will beat Batiata and he will be here to challenge Michaels or Jericho to the title. What will Orton be doing? Living in the past? His past was so good, but that is why he is a one armed gimp living in the past. He was the hottest commodity since ethanol. JBL says Adamle says Orton should never get a shot at the title.

And now Batista sneaks out, Orton and Adamle bail, SPEAR to JBL. Batista says he knows JBL had a bad week, and by No Mercy, it will get much worse.

-Santino walks and holds his neck and is talking to a chick on the phone as he runs into Beth. Santino makes an excuse as Beth questions him and says it was "Frank," a sick kid. Beth doesn't want him ringside because he cost her a match last week. She doesn't plan on losing, so Santino says it is a good thing she doesn't have a Fabulous Moolah Meter, because she is trailing her by like, 22-years.

-Kelly and Candice walk to the ring.

Commercial break....

Candice Michelle and Kelly Kelly vs. Beth Phoenix and Jillian Hall

Candice and Beth to begin. Forearms by Beth, but Candice with a basement dropkick and then Kelly in for a double dropkick and she covers for 2. Top rope ax smash by Candice, forearms follow but Beth takes her to the corner with the hair. Hall tags in and forearms for Candice. Candice fights back, off the ropes and a boot to Hall, Russian Leg Sweep and a cover for 2. To the corner, Candice almost botches a head scissors deal (almost didn't get her legs up high enough) and Hall slams her to the mat. Beth in, side back breakers to Candice and then tosses her down and covers for 2. Hall tags in, pulls the hair of Candice and then a standing surfboard by Hall. She picks up Candice, to the corner and Hall MISSES with the back handspring and eats knees. Spin wheel kick by Candice and both ladies are down. Tag to Kelly, and rights to Beth. Head scissors to Beth, but Beth levels her after a back flip counter for 2. Candice pulled to the floor by Hall, Kelly sneaks a rollup on Beth for 2. Beth snags her up, Implant Buster and that is all.

Winners: Beth Phoenix and Jillian Hall @ 4:30 via pin.

Commercial Break.....

Deuce vs. The Great CHARLIE~!

HAHAHA, he even has Rajah Jabroni with him, tremendous. s–t he has a prosthetic jaw on! He speaks Khali speak, and discusses the nutrition values of Curry. Deuce hits the ropes, JUDO CHOP by Haas! Head butt and tries the tree slam, but Deuce gets a dropkick. Deuce slams down Haas, but eats a boot off of a splash try. Haas drops the wig and starts kicking Deuce's ass. Dropkick follows, up top and gets a flying clothesline and that's all.

Winners: The Great CHARLIE @ 1:30 via pin

-Uh oh, the Great Khali is now here. Now I can say it, what brand extension? Rajah Jabroni introduces Khali, and Khali laughs at Haas! Haas wants to shake, but eats a JUDO CHOP! Khali laughs and stands tall?er, yeah.

The main event is up NEXT.

Commercial break.....

-Cole and King are back as they hype ECW tomorrow at the new time, Thursday's WrestleMania special and then the debut of Smackdown on MyNetworkTV.
NO MERCY CARD
- The Big Show vs. The Undertaker
- Rey's Mask is On the Line: Kane vs. Rey Mysterio
- World Heavyweight Title #1 Contender's Match: JBL vs. Batista
- WWE Women's Title Match: Beth Phoenix ? vs. Candice Michelle
- ECW Title Match: Matt Hardy ? vs. Mark Henry
- WWE Title Match: HHH ? vs. Jeff Hardy
- World Heavyweight Title Ladder Match: Chris Jericho ? vs. Shawn Michaels

-We get a sneak peak of the WrestleMania special.

-Jericho and Cade make their way to the ring and Jericho has the mic. When he came here today someone said good luck this Sunday, this offended him because he doesn't need luck. He is better than HBK, but he will give us a demonstration of what he will do this Sunday. He has Cade get the ladder for him and then Jericho discusses the closing moments. But Jericho is obsessed with the middle of the match. He has Cade toss the ladder into the post and steps to show what he will do to HBK. And when they get back into the ring, he will put HBK in between the ladder and smash his head and neck repeatedly. And then he will stand over his carcass and cave in HBK's rib cage. The facts are this, there is not another man who knows how to maim another man with a ladder like he does. He doesn't believe in luck and walks under the ladder. When you are the best in the world, you don't need luck.

HBK's music sounded and out he came... but soon after he ran back behind the titan tron. About 30 seconds later, DX's music sounded and out came Triple H and Shawn Michaels.

Really exciting match, fans are going crazy, Triple H and Shawn Michaels have the advantage, match is stopped short when Cade and Jericho continue a double team on HBK, referee calls for the DQ, fans hate the finish, can't say I blame them, Jericho goes to get a ladder to hit HBK, Triple H makes the save with his sledgehammer, Jericho escapes but Cade feels the wrath. Shawn then delivers a big splash from the top of the ladder down onto Cade. Raw closes with DX staring down the World Heavyweight Champion.