TNA Bound For Glory: Monster's Ball Tag Team Title Match
- Back in Cornette's office, this time with Foley, Borash and AJ Styles. Styles says he is excited to have Foley in TNA, but not some of the other guys from the other company. In comes Team 3D. Bubba calls AJ a huge mark and says Foley is not that big of a deal. Styles gets in a shouting match with Devon. Foley calms things down and AJ leaves to get ready for his match. Foley asks Bubba why he had to raid his wardrobe, talking about his red flannel shirt. Bubba says Hello Cactus, good to see you again old buddy. Bubba tells Foley he looks better than he does in the flannel. Bubba says they will stay out of Foley's way and he should do the same. Foley gets a little pissed and says one day maybe he will shut Bubba's mouth. Team 3D walks off when Cornette comes back in. Foley goes off to get read for the match as Cornette and Borash talk. Another promo?
Monster's Ball Tag Team Title Match: The LAX vs. Abyss & Matt Morgan vs. Team 3D vs. Beer Money Inc with Special Referee Steve "Mongo" McMichaels
Out first is the special referee, former Chicago Bear and Four Horsemen member Steve "Mongo" McMichaels. Out first is the TNA Tag Team Champions, Robert Roode and James Storm with Jackie. Out next is the team of Abyss and Matt Morgan followed by Team 3D and then the team of LAX, Homicide and Hernandez.
The match starts and everyone charges Beer Money, beating them down. Mongo looks lik, oh what the hell. Bubba and Morgan go to the floor and start fighting. Abyss and Devon are also on the floor fighting. LAX double teams Storm in the ring as Roode is also down. Hernandez throws Storm back into a clothesline by Homicide. More double teaming by LAX. Roode fights off Hernandez now. Hernandez just shoves Roode with his shoulder. Homicide flies over the top rope and lands on Beer Money on the outside. Hernandez gets ready in the ring and leaps over the top rope, also landing on Beer Money.
Bubba grabs a trash can lid and drops Hernandez with it. In the ring, Homicide and Devon go at it. Homicide shatters a crutch over Devon's back and pieces fly. Homicide grabs a fork and tries to make it look like he's stabbing Devon in the head with it, but it's the most obvious thing I've ever seen in a match. Homicide grabs the fork again, and a knife and uses it some more as Hernandez fights Roode on the floor and everyone else fights. More of the fork and knife in the ring but now Devon is busted up.
Abyss hits the Shock Treatement on Homicide in the ring. Bubba has a cheese grater in the ring now and uses it on the head of Abyss. Mongo McMichael just watches what's going on. Bubba now works on Hernandez and takes him to the top. Bubba hits a huge suplex on Hernandez from the top and I swear the ring jumped. Bubba covers Hernandez but Roode breaks the pin. Roode with a boot to Bubba's head. Storm and Roode double team Bubba now. Roode covers Bubba and McMichaels counts an unbelievably slow 2 count.
Matt Morgan comes in now and fights off both members of Beer Money. Morgan covers Storm but Mongo counts another very slow 2 count. Devon comes in and drops Roode on his head. He turns around to a big chokeslam from Abyss. Abyss, who is all bloody, grabs Roode until Storm comes in. Storm has a bag of tacks. Mongo takes the tacks from Storm. Beer Money now corner Mongo and mess with him. Storm grabs his beer football helmet and challenges Mongo to a face off.
Storm gets in a stance as does Mongo. Storm pretends to hike a football to Roode. Mongo ducks Storm and clotheslines Roode. Hernandez comes in and throws Roode to the floor with a running clothesline. The crowd chants "we want tables." Bubba brings Morgan back in the ring. This match is kind of stalled. Nobody seems to know what's going on. Morgan goes to the top, flies to the floor on Hernandez, Roode and Storm. Morgan looks to have hurt himself.
Team 3D fight with Abyss on the entrance way, beating him with a trash can. Bubba uses a staple gun on Abyss' forehead, which is bleeding heavily now. Team 3D drags Abyss up the ramp. Abyss ducks a punch from Devon and it connects with Bubba. Abyss now fights both members of Team 3D. Johnny Devine comes out and lays out Abyss with a kendo stick then brings a table to the entrance. They set it up below the stage. Bubba is on the stage with Abyss, hyping up the crowd. Devon throws lighter fluid to Bubba and both of them douse the table and set it on fire.
Devine lights the table on fire as Bubba and Devon throw him off the stage through the table. A crew member comes over and puts Abyss' flames out with an extinguisher but they don't all go out at first. Everyone is busted open in this match it looks like. Morgan and Roode fight it out outside of the ring.
Beer Money take out Morgan until Hernandez cracks Storm with a kendo stick. Hernandez throws Storm and Roode into the ring. Homicide goes to the top but Roode stops him. Homicide dropkicks Roode and Storm from the top. Elbow by Homicide on Storm. Roode takes Homicide to the top rope but Cide turns it into a DDT from the top. Homicide covers Roode but Mongo counts another slow 2 count. Hernandez catches Storm off the top and hits a sit down powerbomb for another very slow 2 count by Mongo. Hernandez puts Roode on his shoulders, drops him and Homicide comes off the top rope with a splash for another real slow 2 count. LAX is getting pissed now.
Homicide leaps off the top and knocks Roode off Hernandez's shoulder. LAX goes for the pin again but Jackie breaks it up by jumping on Mongo's back. He spanks her and sends her on her way. Morgan comes back in and goes at it with Homicide. Morgan slams him on his face. Morgan with a body drop on Hernandez. LAX double team Morgan with a Border Toss off the top. Bubba brings in another table.
Team 3D hits the What's Up on Homicide. They turn around and Hernandez double clotheslines them. Hernandez sets up the table in the ring now. Hernandez grabs the bag of tacks and this time Mongo says he can't do anything about it. Hernandez can't get the bag open and Mongo helps him. They pour the tacks on the table. Hernandez goes to powerbomb Devon but Bubba hits him from the back. Team 3D nail the big 3D on Hernandez through the table and go for the pinfall. Beer Money come in, spit beer in Devon's face and Roode covers Hernandez while everyone else is down, make Mongo count the 3 count for the win.
Winners: Beer Money, Inc.