Funny Craigslist Post For J&J Security's Busted Cadillac

A fan apparently posing as Jamie Noble posted a listing on Craigslist following Raw, in an effort to sell a "slightly used" 2015 Cadillac CTS. You can read the listing below, as the original page here was removed.

"Looking to sell my VERY slightly used 2015 Cadillac CTS. Last Monday, my boss surprised me with it as a reward for all my hard work and loyalty to him, but unfortunately one of my boss' competitors and I got in a bit of a scuffle and now I need to sell the car to pay for my broken arm.

"The only damage on the car is from a result from our little "fight" but the rest is like brand new. There is additional camo on the sides, and the car is cherry red.

"If you want more pictures, please email me and either I, or my partner Joey M. will get back to you. These are all that I have on hand at the moment. We're both in the hospital right now and don't have 100% access to all of our road trip pictures."