Welcome to Wrestling Inc’s coverage of WWE Superstars. Cosmic Wasteland is set for tonight’s show in their first match as a stable
Adam Rose vs. R-Truth
Rose comes out with a newer gimmick, saying that nobody is allowed to have fun anymore, and he wants to poop all over people’s parties. Rose eats an early hiptoss and gets beaten down in the corner before escaping, causing Truth to tumble to the mat. Rose goes to work on Truth’s leg, pummeling it and getting a two count. Rose briefly applies a Stretch Muffler, which Xavier Woods actually calls on commentary. Truth makes a small comeback, but gets hit with a knee breaker from Rose. Truth hits a Lie Detector out of nowhere for the win.
Winner: R-Truth via pinfall (Lie Detector)
– We get tons of Raw recaps, which is typical.
Neville & Lucha Dragons vs. Cosmic Wasteland
Stardust gets worked over by Kalisto briefly, but the teams come to a stalemate and face off before the commercial. We come back to see Kalisto getting clipped from the top rope and worked back into the heel corner. The Ascension and Stardust really punish Kalisto for several minutes and taunt Sin Cara. Kalisto lands a kick to Stardust’s head, but Stardust takes out Sin Cara before the tag can be made.
Neville gets a hot tag and unleashes a great kick combo on Viktor, as the crowd is electric. Standing star press on Viktor gets two before it’s broken up, but the Lucha Dragons come to his aid and take out Stardust and Conor with suicide dives. Red Arrow from Neville on Viktor gets the win.
Winners: Neville & Lucha Dragon via pinfall (Red Arrow)