AEW Dark Results (3/30): Team Taz And Dark Order In Action

By Jason Ounpraseuth

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- Excalibur and Taz welcome us to another packed episode of AEW Dark. Taz says, "everything's fine and dandy" when it comes to Team Taz as we take it to the first match of the night.

- Anthony Ogogo joins in on commentary.

Milk Chocolate (Brandon Watts & Randy Summers) vs. The Butcher And The Blade (w/The Bunny, Private Party & Matt Hardy)

Butcher and Blade take it to Milk Chocolate early as Butcher manhandles Summers. Summers fights back but misses a dropkick and gets flipped inside out by Butcher. Blade tags in and takes out Summers. Blade throws Summers into his own corner allowing Watts to tag in. Watts doesn't back down, but Blade sends Watts to the corner and goes to work on him. Watts responds with a chop in the corner of his own. Private Party get in the way.

Watts tries to go up top, but Matt Hardy drags Watts and slams him on the table. Hardy now selling that Watts attacked him, and Private Party demand justice. Private Party now taking advantage of a referee distraction to lay in some extra shots on Watts. Butcher tags in and continues to pressure on Watts. Butcher and Blade keeping Watts in their corner cutting the ring in half. Watts catches Butcher with a jawbreaker and creates some distance to get a tag off. Summers and Blade tag in, and Summers on fire laying in charging shots in the corner. Summers hits a Fisherman's Neckbreaker. Milk Chocolate laying in a flurry of kicks. Bunny distracts the ref allowing Butcher to lay out Milk Chocolate. Butcher and Blade hit their powerbomb / neckbreaker combo for the win.

Winners: The Butcher And The Blade

- Levi Bates joins in on commentary replacing Ogogo.

Madi Wrenkowski vs. Jazmin Allure

Allure starts off kick with a dropkick and a flurry of strikes in the corner. Madi counters and takes control early on. Allure gaining back advtange with a snapmare and a kick to the back followed up by a dropkick. Allure runs into a back elbow from Wrenkowski, and she catches Allure with a back bodydrop sending her to the outside. Wrenkowski nails a huge clothesline on the outside and sends Allure back in the ring.

Allure with a jawbreaker as she stomps on Wrenkowski. Allure laying in some right hands followed by an elbow drop, cover but only a two count. Wrenkowski running the ropes, but Allure counters with a lariat, cover but another two count. Wrenkowski with a kick avoiding the back bodydrop then a lariat. Wrenkowski follows up with a dropkick. Sideslam from Wrenkowski followed by The Reality Check for the win.

Winner: Madi Wrenkowski

- Anthony Ogogo back on commentary with Taz and Excalibur

Chaos Project (Luther & Serpentico) vs. Dean Alexander & Justin Law

Luther launches Serpentico through the ropes at Alexander and Law. Luther going to work on Law right away. Serpentico tags in and keeps the pressure on Law as he slams his head on the nearby corner. Law rises off corner and stuns Serpentico with a hip toss, arm drag then a bodyslam, cover, but Luther comes in to break it up. Law laying in a flurry of strikes in the corner. Serpentico sent outside, but Luther drags Law and slams him on the barricade as the referee was checking up on Serpentico.

Serpentico taking over as he tags in Luther. Luther with a short clothesline. Luther hits the Luther Bomb and takes out Alexander. Serpentico tags in and goes over the top with a double stomp. Corner spears from Serpentico as Luther tags himself in and throws Serpentico through Law and the ropes. Luther with a modified suplex, cover but only a two count. Serpentico tags in and goes up top. Luther tries to provide an assist but Law rolls away.

Alexander tags in and takes out Chaos Project with lariats. Huge backbody drop on Serpentico and a dropkick on Luther. Serpentico tags Alexander with a kick to the gut. Alexander with a half-nelson slam counter off the cazadora. Luther takes out Alexander and tags himself in. Alexander laying in some punches but runs into a high boot. Chaos Project hit Creeping Death for the win.

Winners: Chaos Project (Luther & Serpentico)

Angelico (w/Jack Evans) vs. Sonny Kiss (w/Joey Janela)

Angelico with a quick wristlock, but Kiss shows off his athleticism to escape and get a hammerlock in. Angelico now showing off his technical prowess working his way into a side headlock and back to the wristlock. Kiss and Angelico now trading wristlocks as Kiss catches Angelico in an ankle lock, but Angelico reaches the ropes before it can be fully applied. Angelico now wrenching Kiss as he goes back to the side headlock. Angelico tags Kiss with a kick to the gut.

Kiss running past Angelico and hitting a deep armdrag then a hip toss. Matrix duck to avoid the punch and hits a tiaris to knock Angelico down. Angelico baits Kiss to the ropes. Evans hits a quick few shots while the ref is distracted attending to Angelico, but Janela runs him off. Angelico working on Kiss' knee and leg as he is in full control so far. Kiss tries to fight back with body shots and lands a big forearm. Kiss tries for a back but it's blocked and reversed into an inverted single-leg crab. Angelico with a PK after Kiss can't maintain the handstand, cover but only a two count.

Kiss flips off the suplex and lands the step-up huricanranna then a drop sault. Handspring back elbow into a huge bulldog, cover but Kiss only gets two. Kiss has Angelico in the fireman's carry, but Angelico escapes. Kiss avoids the pump kick and hits a spinning kick. Kiss tries to springboard, but Angelico drags him. Kiss does the splits, but Angelico quickly stomps on Kiss and applies the Navarro Death Roll. Kiss tries to reach for the ropes but can't and is forced to tap out.

Winner: Angelico

- Max Caster video where he sends a message to Alex Reynolds. He says he won't stand a chance noting he beat 10. He says it doesn't matter who's in his corner because "everyone beats 5", and he says he can beat Hangman Page with "one arm tied behind his back." He notes Anthony Bowens will be in his corner and his close to a return. He ends saying, "That's a mic drop. Boom!"

Bill Collier, D3 & Vary Morales vs. Dark Order (Colt Cabana, Evil Uno & Stu Grayson)

Uno and D3 start off with a collar-and-elbow tie up that sends D3 to the corner. D3 takes a shot at Uno off the break, but Uno quickly drops him. They lock up again, but Uno is too strong for D3. D3 using his speed, but he gets dropped with a shoulder block and catches D3 with a Manhattan Drop, cover but only a one count. Uno with another roll up, but D3 kicks out. D3 avoids a strike, but Uno pokes his eyes. D3 with a dropkick as he takes in Collier.

Uno and Collier lock up. Uno bounces off the headlock as Collier drops him with a shoulder block. Colt not taking too kindly to it. Grayson tags in and goes face to face with Collier. They trade chops, but Collier too strong for Grayson. Grayson goes up the second rope, but Collier catches him and drops him with a hanging suplex. Grayson catches Collier with a tiaris and hits a springboard uppercut. Morales tags in but is carried into the corner.

Cabana tags in as Morales escapes Dark Order's corner. Morales with a deep arm drag, but Colt showing off his speed. Morales stuns Colt with a tiaris. Colt drops Morales as he was hanging on his shoulders. Uno takes in, and Dark Order cut the ring in half laying in everything on Morales. Colt misses a flying elbow, and Morales tags in Collier as Collier helps his team gain control. Colt catches Morales with a Flying Apple.

Collier and Grayson tag in as Grayson drops Morales with a belly-to-belly suplex. Grayson tags Collier with powerful strikes followed up by an Uranagi. Grayson gets Collier up for Nightfall, but Collier gets out of it. Uno blind tags in, and Uno and Grayson combine for an assisted flatliner. Morales comes in and Uno hits an assisted powerbomb. D3 comes in and gets hit with a backflip kick. Colt hits Chicago Skyline for the win.

Winners: Dark Order (Colt Cabana, Evil Uno & Stu Grayson)

Adam Priest & KC Navarro vs. Jurassic Express (Luchasaurus & Marko Stunt) (w/Jungle Boy)

Stunt and Navarro start off as Navarro talks some trash. Stunt with a foot stomp talking his own trash. Stunt with a springboard splash then an enzuiguri. Priest tags in and gets sent to the corner with a huricanranna. Stunt dodges Priest in the corner and hits a springboard elbow drop for the two count. Priest cuts off Stunt for the tag. Stunt flips off the double suplex and tags in Luchasaurus. Priest and Navarro argue over who wants to face Luchasaurus. Luchasaurus takes both of them out with a double chokeslam for the win.

Winners: Jurassic Express (Luchasaurus & Marko Stunt) (w/Jungle Boy)

Diamante vs. Vipress

Diamante and Vipress go face to face as Diamante lays in some forearms. Vipress hits some of her owns, but Diamante hits a knee lift. Vipress hits a quick northern lights suplex and almost gets the victory. Vipress stomping on Diamante and laying in her boot on her face. Diamante with a tiaris in the corner then a mule kick sending Vipress to the opposite corner. Corner dropkick from Diamante, cover but only a two count.

Vipress sends Diamante to the outside. Diamante catches the kick and sweeps Vipress of the side apron and then throws her on the barricade before sending her back in, cover but another two count. Diamante laying in some elbows. Vipress dodges a cazadora but gets laid out with a huge lariat. Diamante drops two more and goes for a straight-jacket choke. Diamante locks in the leg scissors forcing Vipress to tap out.

Winner: Diamante

Chandler Hopkins, Jake St. Patrick & Sage Scott vs. Team Taz (Brian Cage, Powerhouse Hobbs & Ricky Starks) (w/Hook)

St. Patrick and Starks start this match off. St. Patrick and Starks going back and forth in a grappling battle. Starks tags St. Patrick, but St. Patrick catches Starks with a huricanranna then a dropkick. Scott tags in, but Starks gets a knee on his back and tags in Hobbs over Cage. Hobbs with some heavy shots on Scott as he whips Scott hard in the corner. Hobbs with another hammer throw in the corner. Hobbs slamming Scott on the corner and sets up Scott in the tree of woe. Hobbs picks up Scott's head and lays in a heavy punch.

Scott with a jawbreaker then an enzuiguri allowing him to tag in Hopkins. Hopkins with some strikes and kicks, but Hobbs just lays him out. Hobbs sends Hopkins to the outside. Hook take advantage of the referee distract and hits a gutwrench suplex. Hobbs covers, but St. Patrick breaks it up. Hobbs throws him out. Cage looks to tag in, but Starks tags himself in. Starks takes out Hopkins and looks for Roshambo, but Cage blind tagged himself in. Cage hits Drill Claw for the win as Taz claims everything's fine.

Winners: Team Taz (Brian Cage, Powerhouse Hobbs & Ricky Starks)

Ashley Vox, Delmi Exo & Vertvixen vs. Big Swole, KiLynn King & Red Velvet

Vox and King start the match with a collar and elbow tie up and a quick back and forth. Exo and Swole tag in. Swole applies the cravat and hits her with a spinning back elbow off the snapmare. Exo then runs into a shoulder tackle. Exo tries for a drop down, but Swole applies the headlock and sends Exo to the corner to tag in Red Velvet. Velvet with a leg lariat off the assist from Swole. Red Velvet laying some body shots, but Exo responds with her won strikes. Exo catches Red Velevet and hits her with a gutwrench slam as Vertvixen and Vox clear house.

Vox tags in and lays in a huge uppercut. Sea Stars look for a combo move, but Red Velvet escapes and baits Exo into taking out her sister. King tags in and lays in some strikes. Exo slides under the ring and baits King to a Vertvixen lariat. Exo covers, but King kicks out at one. Vertvixen tags in and lays in a heavy shot, but King and Vertvixen go back and forth and hit a roundhouse for a double down. Vox and Swole tag in Swole tags out Exo who tried to intercept. Swole with a big headbutt then an Uranagi in the corner on Exo.

Swole baits Vox in the corner and comes in the ring with a cutter, cover but only a two count. Swole looks to finish it off, but Vertvixen out of nowhere with a knee strike! King and Red Velvet taken out by The Sea Stars. Sea Stars with stereo tope suicidas! Swole comes in to break up the mayhem as Vertvixen flies in with a tope suicida! Vertvixen cheering on Sea Stars, but Swole laying in strikes on Sea Stars. She sends Vox into Exo, but they counter.

Exo hits an exploder. Vox goes up top for an assisted senton, but Swole got the knees up. Velvet tags in and hits a corkscrew kick on Vertvixen. Exo taken out by a double knee strike on the ropes. King takes out Vox. King and Swole lay in strikes on Vertvixen as Red Velvet hits the Chef's Kiss for the win.

Winners: Big Swole, KiLynn King & Red Velvet

- Post-match: Jade Cargill's music plays as looks for a fight. Bryce Remsburg comes in to prevent the brawl as Red Velvet doesn't back down with everyone talking trash.

Michael Nakazawa vs. Mike Magnum

Nakazawa wants a timeout as he speaks into his headset. Nakazawa fakes out a lock up as he takes another call. Magnum not having it as he lays in some chops. Nakazawa with a twisting Magnum's nipples to gain control. He gets a quick roll up, but Magnum gains control after the kick out. Magnum going up top, but Nakazawa bounces off the ropes forcing him to fall on the ropes. Nakazawa bouncing Magnum on the ropes, back elbow, cover for a two count.

Nakazawa uses his headset for a crossface, but the ref tells Nakazawa to stop using it. Magnum takes control of the argument and hits a spike DDT. Nakazawa runs into the corner and gets hit with a neckbreaker but only a two count for Magnum. Nakazawa grabbing the ropes off the fireman's carry. Referee distraction in the corner allows Nakazawa to hit Magnum with the laptop! Nakazawa with a tombstone for the win.

Winner: Michael Nakazawa

Kip Sabian & Miro (w/Penelope Ford) vs. Baron Black & John Skyler

Miro and Black talking trash over which corner who will be in. Miro lays out Black and throws him all over the barricades. Skyler and Miro officially start the match. Skyler laying in some strikes but gets laid out with a lariat. Miro with a flurry of elbow drops followed up by big forearm shots as Kip and Ford are chatting in the corner.

Miro invites more boos as Kip still has his jacket and sunglasses on. Skyler gets the boot up in the corner. He gets a spinning back elbow. Miro eating chops from Skyler. Skyler on the outside as he hits a step-up enzuiguri. Miro surprises Skyler with a back suplex. Miro with the leaping thrust kick, and he locks in Game Over for the win.

Winners: Kip Sabian & Miro

- Max Caster drops his diss rap on Reynolds. "He walk around like some handsome devil. This dude got more bald spots than QT."

Alex Reynolds (w/John Silver) vs. Max Caster (w/Anthony Bowens)

Caster slams Reynolds down after grabbing on his hair. Reynolds takes issue, but Caster escapes to the outside. Caster grabbing the hair again, but Reynolds slams Caster down and follows up with uppercuts. Caster hanging on the ropes after a drop toehold. Running dropkick then a diving crossbody from Reynolds. Reynolds with a back elbow then a shoulder block as Reynolds left arm is hurting. Caster taking advantage right away.

Caster now targeting the left arm. Reynolds trying to fight back, but Caster drops him with a top wristlock, cover but only a two count. Reynolds with a strong elbow out of the corner. Caster grabbing the ankle and going back to work on the arm locking in a hammerlock and a Camel Clutch. Reynolds rising up and laying in more elbows. Reynolds gaining momentum, but Caster ducks the lariat and hits a backbreaker and goes back to the top wristlock.

Caster twisting Reynolds' hair, but Reynolds fighting back and hits a big boot followed up by a lariat. Caster dodges Caster in the corner and lands a series of elbows followed up by a dropkick. Cravat neckbreaker from Reynolds only gives him two. Reynolds looking for a Fisherman's Suplex, but Caster drops him shoulder first. Reynolds rolls out of the wristlock and gets a roll up. Caster kicks out. O'Connor Roll from Reynolds, but Caster kicks out again.

They trade pins, until Caster drops him with a knee strike. Cover but Bowens gets Caster's leg on the ropes. Reynolds misses the moonsault. Caster goes for the boom box but John Silver intercepts. The referee tries to deal with Silver, and Caster with a punch with his hand wrapped in a chain. Caster hits the Mic Drop for the win.

Winner: Max Caster

- Silver runs off The Acclaimed as they celebrate their win. Excalibur hypes up tomorrow's Dynamite as that concludes this week's episode of Dark.

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