WWE Has Rap Song Pulled?, Former WWE Writer Posts Donald Trump Parody, Rapper Has Words For WWE Star

- Flo Rida recently appeared on Fresno's Q97.1 and discussed his rivalry with Heath Slater, which started when the two had a storyline altercation backstage at WrestleMania 28. Flo Rida kept the beef alive during his appearance, and accused Slater of trying to change the lyrics to one of his tracks. Flo said that "it's goin' down for real" if he sees Slater again, a reference to his hit single, Going Down For Real.

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- As noted, rapper Meek Mill recently sampled The Undertaker's theme music for a diss track against Drake. WWE told TMZ that they were "looking into the matter" and that they take their "intellectual property rights very seriously." Meek recently stated that he was dropping the beef with Drake and pulled the track from Soundcloud. VH1 is reporting that Meek was actually given a cease and desist order from WWE for the track.

- Former WWE creative writer Kevin Eck posted his latest blog, which contains a parody Q&A with Republican front-runner and WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump. Here is a small sample:

The WWE Universe is very excited about what they're calling the Divas Revolution. What are your thoughts?

I'll be honest. I'm not real interested in seeing the gals have matches like the men. I mean, who really cares about some butter-face broad putting another butter-face broad in an armbar? I was much more a fan of the Bra and Panties matches from the glory days of the division. Anyway, here's one thing I definitely don't understand about the Divas. One of those Bella twins, the one with the big fake rack and the plump ass ...

Nikki.

Yeah, whatever. Anyway, she has been the champion for like 260-some days. How is that possible? You would think she'd be off her game every 28 days if you know what I mean. If I was in charge, I could guarantee a Divas Title change. When it came to that certain time of the month, I'd book her in a First Blood Match.

Really, dude?

Aw, did I hurt you feelings? Too bad. Menstruation is a fact of life. In fact, you look like you could use a little bit of Midol yourself. Now getting back to the gals in WWE, what I do like are these catfights between Lana and Summer Rae. It reminds me of some of the knock-down drag-outs between Ivana and Marla back in the day. Can't blame them for fighting over me. Anyway, I just saw on Raw where Lana dropped to her knees in front of Rusev. Now that was a pretty picture. Thank God for the freeze-frame button. If I could give Rusev some advice from my vast experience with beautiful women, I'd tell him to dump them both. From what I understand, Lana and Summer are both on the other side of 30. Time for Rusev to upgrade to a younger model, and I do mean model literally.

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"Trump" also discussed Darren Young, the Hulk Hogan scandal and more. It's a funny read, you can check it out here.

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